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Listen to the audio version of this article: Feature stories, read aloud: download the Audm app for your iPhone. “Knock the crap out of them,” said Donald Trump. “Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth,” said Abraham Lincoln. Once a man stands before a mob and exhorts the powerful to beat the outlier, it’s all over except for the cannibalism and the cave painting. This isn’t the slippery slope this is the ditch at the bottom of the hill. Trump is a man who on any casual summer day during the campaign could be found inciting a crowd to violence.

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The late-night political-comedy shows-principally Noah’s Daily Show, Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal, and John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight-staked their territory during the heat of the general election: unwavering, bombastic, belittling, humiliating screeds against Donald Trump. The excoriating outweighs the reaching-out at a ratio of about 20 to 1, but the earnestly expressed desire for a more humane form of discourse is enduring. This combination of sentiments-the excoriating, profanity-strewn, ad hominem tirade against the president (and by extension against anyone who might agree, in any small measure, with his actions), and the saintly appeal for reaching out to the other side-dominates the political discussion inside the blue bubble these days. “Something tells me this isn’t the first time Rudy has exaggerated the size of something.What Anti-racist Teachers Do Differently Pirette McKamey First, because it is just wrong, and, second, because you don’t want to get any of that weird Rudy juice on you.” - STEPHEN COLBERT You should not go out and lay a finger on the former mayor in any way.

“And more importantly, ‘The Late Show’ and ‘The Late Show’ family of producers condemns violence of any kind. Before I go any further, before I say anything else, let me say that Rudy Giuliani is fine, other than the fact that he remains Rudy Giuliani.” - STEPHEN COLBERT 6 plotters, this weekend Rudy Giuliani was assaulted by a grocery store worker on Staten Island. Just let him think he’s driving and go back to the West Wing anyway.” - TREVOR NOAH The Punchiest Punchlines (Killing Me Softly Edition) There should have been a toy steering wheel in the passenger seat the whole time. “Not to victim blame, but this is on the Secret Service, all right? You had four years to Trump-proof that vehicle - you knew who you were dealing with. “That is insane, but it is going to make a great season premiere of ‘Kleptocrats in Cars Seizing Power.’' - STEPHEN COLBERT “Immediately the agents were like, ‘Who the hell let him out of his car seat?’” - JIMMY FALLON “When grabbing the steering wheel didn’t work, he grabbed the car by the. Yeah, they can punch back but then they’ve got to jump in front of their own punch.” - TREVOR NOAH “I mean you’ve got to admit, though, fighting your own Secret Service agent is genius on Trump’s part - he’s hitting the one person who can’t hit back. “Trump fighting to take control of the president’s car like it’s an action movie, only he’s the president and this is real life.” - TREVOR NOAH

“That is no way to treat the Secret Service - that is how you treat a contestant in the dressing room of the Miss Universe pageant.” - CHELSEA HANDLER, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”